Environment Survey

I have been given a wonderful opportunity today. A person has come to my church asking to interview people for a survey about "What Christian men think about the environment". I'm guessing they came to my church because it's very fundamental in its views on most things. I've considered walking into the interview wearing oil company advertising on my clothes while ranting about how "there is no such thing as global warming, it's just a lie by the liberal media to brainwash our kids" or some such. I think great fun could be had with this.

Maybe I should accuse Hilary Clinton of being the anti-Christ. I'd love to see the excited look in the surveyors eyes as every neurosis she thinks Christians have is played out right in front of her eyes.